Jack Thompson is not Jonathan Swift – not nearly as clever. So when hetitles his idea for a video game A Modest Proposal, he is degrading thebeauty that is Swift’s infamous child-eating scenario. But that’sexactly what Jack Thompson did – he is offering $10,000 to charity foranyone who makes his proposed game.

Essentially, the game involves Osaki Kim, a father whose son was“beaten to death with a baseball bat by a 14-year-old gamer.” Theguilty party was “only” sentenced to life, even after finding aconnection to video games and the murder, so O.K. (as Thompsonabbreviates) goes on a killing spree to avenge his son – he kills thepublisher (Take This, a not-so-subtle reference to San Andreaspublisher Take Two), followed by all parties involved in the trial,merchants of GameStop-like store and arcades – and, of course, any copsthat get in his way.

$10,000 is a lot of money, and could really help a charity out – do youthink he would mind a flash-based online game, or would it have to be anext-generation console release?