I could see the appeal of breast painting, but ass painting?  Mabman, seek help.

if it were her ass instead of his then.. maybe..

What?  Now you're all looking at me like I'm some kind of freak

All I'm saying is, it's not unpleasant thinking about getting one's butt cheeks slathered in paint and then smacked with a canvas by Tea Leoni.  If owning a painting where I know this has been done to David Duchovny reminds me of this, so much the better

Hmm, in retrospect I guess it does sound kinky

Can somebody write that down for future reference?  Right next to madmanfrommars saying, "I am the fat and sassy queen of France."

Quote (mabman @ Nov. 13 2006, 12:53 am)

You know, there's really only 1 piece of "modern" art that I really want; several years ago, some charity wanted to auction off "celebrity" paintings, so David Duchovny (with help from his wife, Tea Leoni) made an "a$$ painting".  I found an interview with his wife where she talks about it here.  Another piece I read some time ago indicated it basically consisted of Tea putting paint on David's butt cheeks and her either smacking him with a canvas or him falling on the canvas in interesting ways. Don't know why, just the concept of "a$$ painting" generally has a somewhat naughty appeal, I guess

yeah, you just creeped me out.

I wish I'd never read that whole story.

Gonna take a lot of whiskey to get images of David Duchovny's paint slathered a$$ out of Corran's mind.

Pork

PS.  I did not expect to be typing that when I got up this morning.