I'm looking for some of that all-time funniest quotes to put on my Senior page in the yearbook next year.  I've pretty much decided that the three categories above will be the main source of the quotes.  Anybody got any good suggestions?  I'm trying to think of some Simpsons quotes but my mind's coming up empty.  A good GTA3 quote is from Chatterbox: "Have you ever had squirel?  That's some good eatin'.  Sometimes, they come with notes attached.  It's like a fortune cookie with wings!"

Any more suggestions are incredibly welcome.

Actually, now that I think about it, stupid quotes from the boards are also admissible.  Agent, this is finally the time to get just about everything you say in print.

"I bent my Wookie"

-Ralph

Can't remember the exact line but how about that radio station chatterbox 101 on GTA3. The part where the guy calls in and talks about him being a nudist...

Need funny Quotes, eh?

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<`Iago> how much is a million yen in canadian? <teklord^> like one dollar <`Iago> yeah... cause i figured that the japanese version of who wants to be a millioniare must really suck

True.  But that requires either an entire conversation or severe censorship.  Find me a hilarious one-liner that isn't obscene.

By the way, Chatterbox isn't 101.  That's MSX.  I'm pretty sure about that, anyway.  Haven't played in a while.  But I remember listening to MSX one time and hearing "101.1" and thinking, "Wow, this is definitely not DC101."  Yeah, never mind.

"Your just a cheap pimp from up-state"
"Today i made a dolar"
"We get to play with knives"
"new Hapatshu monstrosity, how big is yours?"

thats all i can think of now i would go with the knives or the dolar one

"The best Spring and Simian Game Since Bouncing Bananas"  

"I'm not not licking frogs."
"Trying is the first step toward failure."
"Greg Suxxorz"
"That's no moon..."
"Watashi wa baka yatsu desu, demo Nihongo ga hanasemasu."
"If you can read this, you're on the wrong page."

That's all I got for now.  I'll try to get back w/ more later.