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Category:	Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force General General game questions, comments and chat.
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Topic: The Daily Spam!

John Mullets~rb

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Category: Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force General Posted: Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2002 01:10 am
The Daily Spam On Monday, every Monday, but it’s not daily so the Daily Spam doesn’t really hold up, and it’s not Monday, our manager MRJ is drunk again, I’m surprised he didn’t call it the “Daily Talking Tree” or something, I would have called it “The Daily Spam weekly” but no! MRJ had to be a drunk, stupid MRJ, I should be in charge of this. Lousy no good... Mullets fired from the “Daily Spam” Mullets was fired from the “Daily Spam” today for being a big, fat jerk... Hey, wait a minute! I make the news! Mullets declared the world’s sexiest man! After about five seconds looking at all the other contestants Mullets was declared the sexiest man alive, no surprise there. The judges said Brad Pitt was a “disgusting, fat, stupid, slob” compared to John Mullets, the perfect man. Mullets commented on how annoying it was to have to run away from hordes of women all the time. “I guess I’m just too sexy” he said. “That’s it” commented MRJ, “you really are fired.” NSBF posts a pic of himself! Today NSBF posted a picture of a young man eating cake, we have reason to believe that this young man is none other than NSBF himself, the judges, Toonloon, Harry Lang, HRH, MRJ, U.S.S. Speed and Wolf 359 are looking into the case. NSBF is charged with making John Mullets lose his breakfast and tightening Agent007‘s pants. Harry Lang’s board day! Harry Lang has today passed his three-year anniversary of being a complete forum dork. Full story and pictures on PG. 9 Mullets posts crappy topic! Today Mullets posted a humourless topic entitled “The Daily Spam!” Trauma victims Lighting Boy and Lore comment “ffftttthhhhhhh!” And Mullets is given the title of “World’s Biggest Jerk”. Don't close this topic guys! Mullets today pleads to the mods today not to close his worthless topic, "LOL" he says "it's all in good fun". To comment on this case here's a thirteen year old who plays CS "Mu113+5 15 4 f*I<0I2" he comments, what he actually said is anyone's guess.
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Agent007~rb

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Category: Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force General
Posted: Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2002 01:21 am

Quote (John Mullets @ Sep. 30 2002, 8:10 pm)

Don't close this topic guys!

Yeah. Delete it. :s17:

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John Mullets~rb

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Category: Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force General Posted: Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2002 01:30 am
What?
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Mr. Greg~rb

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Category: Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force General Posted: Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2002 01:31 am
Be lucky I banned myself from using the Spam pic...
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Sheep Demon~rb

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Category: Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force General Posted: Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2002 01:33 am
COMEDY GENIUS! Thank you mullets, some of us DO have a sence of humor! (well least u tried!
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John Mullets~rb

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Category: Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force General Posted: Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2002 01:35 am
Waah! No one understands my mature sense of humour!
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Agent007~rb

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Category: Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force General Posted: Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2002 01:45 am
'Mature' my foot. That's a load of crap.
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AzzA~rb

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Category: Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force General Posted: Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2002 01:48 am
I didn't find that remotely funny. It more on the lame/retarded side of the spectrum.
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madmanfrommars~rb

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Category: Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force General
Posted: Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2002 01:58 am

Quote (John Mullets @ Sep. 30 2002, 9:35 pm)

Waah! No one understands my mature sense of humour!

Because We've never seen your mature sense of humor.

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John Mullets~rb

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Category: Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force General Posted: Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2002 03:29 am
I don't have a mature sense of humour, this was made in one minute, so it sucks, it's not my problem.
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