Mine are from the move Armaggedon:

No# 1:
Lev: American Components, Russian Components. All made in Taiwan!

No# 2:
Lev: You know, if this works, you'll both be heros. Just like me!

No# 3:
AJ: Hey Lev, Have you seen Evil Coneval?
Lev: I never saw Star Wars.

Ok, Next?

O'Neil : Pizza and Star Wars. He saw it how many time? 8?
Teal'k : 9 times.
O'Neil : 9! Should be good.
Carter : You never see it?
O'Neil : Nah... Don't like science-fiction...

Phil Muscovitz in "What's up Tiger Lily"

Phil:  "Mom!"

Bev Hills Cop:

Axel: Hi
Un-uniformed policeman: Hey
Guy: Deal?
Axel (realising policeman): **** you, i aint doing any deals with you, **** you...
(Un-uniformed policeman looks at Foley)
Axel: **** you too...
/Axel walks off/

Great Outdoors:

Candy: oh my god imgunnadie im gonna die imgonna die...
(crazy and hilarious facial expressions)

007:

Bond: Yes the names Bond, James Bond...
Police guy: Yeah and my name is Uncle Jack Tracy and your still arrested!

Muhahhahah

And i have more too.. cant remember them  

Space Balls

"what's the matter Colonal Sanders? Chicken?"

"And now you see that evil will always truimph, because good is dumb"

that's such an awesome movie.

Grumpier Old Men

#1

Pop: "Relax, kids swallow quarters all the time."

Melanie: "Really?"

Pop: "Sure!  If she craps out 2 dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying!"

#2

*At Max's house*

John: "And make sure you compliment her on how nice she looks."

Max: "Already got that covered."

John: "Let's hear it..."

Max: "Maria, There are many fish in the sea, but you're the only one I would like to mount on my fireplace."

John: "Thats...nice..."

Max *Discretly*: "Notice the sexual innuendo?"

John: "I did..."

Max: "Subliminal messages, gets people to do things without them even knowing..."

John: "Oh yea? Where'd you learn that?"

Max: "Geraldo."



There's lots more, but more .wavs of them can be found Here.

Like many here, I'm a Monty Python fan, so I'd have to say one of my favourite exchanges comes from Life of Brian:

BRIAN:
Are you the Judean People's Front?

REG:
**** ***!!!

BRIAN:
What?

REG:
Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Cawk.

That, and of course Pontius Pilate's entire speech about "I have a gweat fwiend in Wome named....."  I nearly soil myself everytime I hear that...

Well, it's not my favorite, but it's the first one I could think of:
"Do you have a pack of Trojans?"
"No, I just ran out."
-History of the World, Part I, when referring to escaped Trojan warriors, not the other Trojans

"They come in pints?"

"Ah, finest weed on the mountain."

"Sam..." (fun because you can tack on just about anything and it's really really funny.

NEW SMILIE!

Anyways...

The whole "Dude what does mine say?" routine was funny!